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Unlucky 7: Up In Flames

We’ve all gotten annoyed with vending machines before. You punch in the right code, but it shoots out the wrong bag of chips. Or it’s sold out of your favorite drink you’ve been craving. And this one is the worst…when it takes your money and gives you NOTHING back. You look over your shoulder to make sure no one is watching, and kick the machine. That doesn’t work, so then you try shaking it. That $1.25 (or less) will not be thrown away! Well, Debra Johnson decided to take matters into her own hands after a 7-Up machine didn’t dispense her soda. And she had a little help from a lit match and a newspaper. Is it really that serious? WTH?!

Just last weekend, at a Piggly Wiggly store in New Burn, NC, Debra Johnson put some change into a 7-Up vending machine, hoping to get the drink of her choice. But the machine when wrong when it didn’t give her the product she asked for. She decided to get even by stuffing a lit newspaper in the machine….and grabbing a drink from a different machine before she left. 42 year old Johnson was arrested, with basically no resistance. Plus, she’s not even looking for legal representation. She told KLTV-TV “I’ll represent myself, ’cause I’m guilty. I don’t need a lawyer to lie for me, cause I’mma tell you I done it.” And how exactly did she get caught? It was all on video tape (check it out below).

First of all Debra, why are you burning up vending machines at 42 years old? Seems like you would be established enough in life at this point to afford a soda. This is something a crazy teenager would do. But then again, this is crazy for anyone to do, no matter what age you are. What will her punishment be…dare I say it, “if” she’s found guilty? Not that it matters, but I’m also curious to find out if she paid for the drink from the other vending machine. Guess that one didn’t set her off and gave her the drink she paid for, lol. It’s really a shame to go to jail behind a 7-Up soda that costs less than $2.00

What do you think about it all? Were her actions justified to any extent?

I Love/Hate You….The Beauty (Part 1)

You’re beautiful. The way you shine so brightly and flaunt your radiance for all to see. Yep, you are extremely breathtaking….literally. More than an eye could ever behold or any space with 4 walls could ever contain. Captivating to the nth degree…that’s what you are….

But you know….after a while, your beauty begins to be sickening. You are stuck to me like white on rice. My neck is itching and my arms are burning! Will you please get off of me???….literally. These beads are rolling down my back. But like all things striking and annoying, this season too shall pass….

SUMMER! Yep, it’s almost here and if you currently live in Texas or have ever passed through it, you know how hot it gets here in the Summer time. Winter is my favorite season. I don’t totally dislike Summer, because it has its perks too, but not without pain. So I decided to put together a list of the 5 reasons I love Summer…and the 5 reasons I hate it:

Summer….Why I Love You (The Beauty)

1. Swimming

Who doesn’t love to get in the pool on a hot day, even if it is just an excuse to show the progress of your workouts? I love water and watching anything on TV about fish, oceans and properties of water, so Summer is the best time for this. You get to go to water parks, have water balloon fights and get one of the best cardio workouts known to man….without ever feeling like you lifted a finger.

2. Ice Cream

Pecan Pralines N Cream…that’s my favorite.  Ice cream and gumbo are two things I can eat all year round. I know what you’re thinking…and I don’t eat them right after each other, lol.  But ice cream, frozen yogurt and slush drinks all seem to taste a little bit sweeter when it’s hot outside. It’s not Summer until you have some ice cream to go along with it.

3. Bringing Sexy Back

 

Let’s face it…one of the main reasons we all love summer is because we get to show off our bodies…and see others show off theirs. People break their necks on treadmills, trying to burn calories and stick to those resolutions more in those months leading up to Summer. It’s the only time you can show too much skin and actually get away with it.

4. Action Movies

Most of your action packed, multi million dollar budget movies will be released in the Summer, or close to it. There are usually so many great movies out at the same time, it’s hard to pick one. This season, we’ll have “The Dark Knight Rises”, “Men In Black III”, “The Amazing Spider Man” and “Total Recall” to look forward to. And if you haven’t seen “The Avengers” yet, what are you waiting for!? The upcoming Summer blockbusters will have to come hard to compete with this one.

5. Longer Days

There’s still 24 hours in a day, but it just feels like you get more done in the Summer. Why? Probably because it gets dark later and you have more daylight. Getting off work at 6:30pm and then having 2 more hours of daylight makes you feel a little more accomplished. It beats searching the parking lot for your car in the dark during winter time….and still having to go to the grocery store after you find it.

Stay tuned….later today I’ll be giving you the 5 reasons why I hate Summer….The Beast!